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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 08/04/2009 : 23:15:03
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Awful films with one good gag. I'll start the ball rolling....
Golden Child- Eddie Murphy spins the prayer wheel and goes " I -I ahhahaha - I want the knife"
Back to School- Snooty Partygoer to Rodney Dangerfield " Your wife has just shown me her Klimt"
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 08/05/2009 : 06:29:24
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Ghostbusters 2
Peter MacNichol to art restoration technician, "Everything you do is bad. I vant you to know this."
Conan the Destroyer Olivia D'abo, with Brooklyn accent (although she's English), "I sawr it! I sawr it!"
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Salopian  "Four ever European"
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Posted - 08/05/2009 : 07:37:00
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I saw Land of the Lost yesterday, and that certainly had very few good gags: none spring to mind yet... |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 08/05/2009 : 10:55:16
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The 40 Year Old Virgin - there's that bit in the book shop when he's trying to pick up a girl. That was slightly amusing...
... almost. |
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Beanmimo  "August review site"
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Posted - 08/06/2009 : 15:46:12
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I am Legend
Will Smiths litany from Shrek, "It's my swamp" |
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Joe Blevins  "Don't I look handsome?"
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Posted - 08/07/2009 : 17:25:54
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I saw a bit of Bewitched on TV the other day and have to admit I laughed a sequence in which Will Ferrell -- apparently having just found out Nicole Kidman is a real witch -- tries to shoo her away like an animal. He swats at her with a broom and shoots, "Shoo! Shoo!" as if she were a stray cat who's wandered onto his property.
It's funny, really. |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 08/09/2009 : 23:38:52
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From Year One: "Hey, you wanna know the best part about Sodom? The sodomy!"
The good joke from Land of the Lost is that Danny McBride doesn't trust Enik because he "doesn't trust anyone wearing a tunic. I live by this rule and it's never let me down." Later, we discover that Enik is in fact a villain and that leaders of the good Sleestaks "imprisoned him for his crimes and was made to wear a tunic to symbolize his treachery." |
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Salopian  "Four ever European"
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Posted - 08/10/2009 : 03:45:04
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Yep, you've got it.  |
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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 08/10/2009 : 03:59:56
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Surprisingly, not a single gag in Deep Throat!
Grasshopper, I just can't help myself! |
Edited by - lemmycaution on 08/10/2009 04:03:02 |
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 08/11/2009 : 17:08:51
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quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Surprisingly, not a single gag in Deep Throat!
Grasshopper, I just can't help myself!
Everything you do is bad. |
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randall  "I like to watch."
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Posted - 08/12/2009 : 18:42:50
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quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Surprisingly, not a single gag in Deep Throat!
Grasshopper, I just can't help myself!
Sensei, I bow again before your skills. |
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