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Montgomery 
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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 Posted - 10/02/2009 : 05:33:13
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Don't worry about
electric sex in window.
He'll shoot his eye out.
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/02/2009 : 05:54:34
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"It's all fun and games,
til someone loses an eye."
Christmas ain't no fun. |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 10/02/2009 : 13:31:29
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Ralphie's Christmas list:
Santa, a BB gun or
I'll shoot your eye out.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 10/02/2009 : 18:58:40
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When a kid adopts
his dad's vocabulary
soap will be eaten |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 10/03/2009 : 09:55:18
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I don't think I can
write a Haiku for this one.
I'm just too Jewish! |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 10/05/2009 : 22:28:15
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quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
I don't think I can
write a Haiku for this one.
I'm just too Jewish!
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 10/07/2009 : 08:25:03
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| Well, I voted anyway. |
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/07/2009 : 20:55:26
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| Voted early |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 10/07/2009 : 22:01:48
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| eye, eye, eye, eye... voted |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 10/07/2009 : 23:30:21
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Big apologies for lateness, but just managed to vote before Christmas.
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 10/08/2009 : 15:00:28
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Okay -- not a big round here. Sorry for the crappy choice of movie. It is a favorite of mine, though.
And we showed it to our kids for the first time last Christmas and they LOVED it.
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In third place, he will wait all day for a Christmas turkey, only to have the pack of wild dogs from down the street come in and devour it.
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In second place. (Whew! I didn't want to have to choose another movie so soon.) She will get the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring and feverishly try to decode the secret message only to find out it's a stupid advertisement for Ovaltine.
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With 8 points, and the possibility of soap poisoning. It's, you guessed it, Montgomery. (1,1,3,3)
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And the winner. All he wanted for Christmas was a Red Ryder BB gun. And on Christmas morning, low and behold, he gets one and . . .
almost shoots his eye out!!!!!
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With a grand total of 10 points, and an Aunt who likes to dress him like a "pink nightmare." It's Sludge!!! (3,3,1,3)
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Congratulations!
Come collect your Fra-ge-lee Major Award and choose our next movie to haiku.
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 10/08/2009 : 20:29:35
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Thank you Jesuses.
I'll search for something worthy and be back! |
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Haiku #174 - A Christmas Story
