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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 09/10/2009 :  19:02:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't think this one's on the list, and that you've all either had the great pleasure of seeing it or have at least heard enough about it to type out a haiku before your head explodes. What's not to like? Jack Nicholson and Tom Jones both being hilarious. Tim Burton being dark and hilarious. Natalie Portman showing promise along with Jackie Blackie. And Slim Whitman showing unusual powers. We won't even talk about the opening sequence ... what's that strangely mouth-watering smell?

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Please PM votes to me by 9PM FWFR time on Wed 16 September




Edited by - BaftaBaby on 09/10/2009 19:03:12

MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 09/10/2009 :  20:30:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ack ack ack, ack ack;
Ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack;
Ack ack: ACK ACK ACK!

Edited by - MguyX on 09/12/2009 03:36:36
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 09/11/2009 :  06:16:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Indian Love Call"
kills aliens? I'd call that
really Slim pickin's!
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 09/11/2009 :  16:14:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ex-champ stays to fight
Still has fists and heart to go
Mano a Martian
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 09/11/2009 :  16:58:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pierce as Chihuahua
Jack Nicholson as Himself
SprrrAAAAZinurf as nnnnnnNNNNNNnnnnn

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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 09/11/2009 :  17:20:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Even Tim Burton knows
There's no such thing as Martians.
That didn't stop him.

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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 09/15/2009 :  09:06:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
first, Jack lacks the axe
next, a kid plays Slim Whitman
then, Jack lacks the acks

Edited. Oops.

Edited by - Sludge on 09/17/2009 00:52:23
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 09/16/2009 :  08:17:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When I'm calling youuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuuUUUuuu! My votes sent in trueUuuuUUUuuUUuuUUuuUU!
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 09/16/2009 :  16:35:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chocolate Lady, you perforated my eardrums, but I played with pain and voted.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 09/17/2009 :  01:32:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Corrected my haiku and voted. ACK!
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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 09/17/2009 :  07:36:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ack ack ack ack.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 09/17/2009 :  09:36:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Acks ackackack ack ackackack ack ackacks ack ack.
(translation)
Thanks everyone for escaping your captors to vote.













Ackack ackack ackack.
(Without further ado)
























Ack's ack "tie" ack acknd ack
(It's a tie for 2nd place)























Ack 9 acks ack
(With 9 points each)














Ackack "Chocolate Lady" {2,3,3,1} ack "MguyX" {3,1,1,2,2}
(Between Chocolate Lady {2,3,3,1} and MguyX) {3,1,1,2,2}










































































Ack "pipping" ack ack ack ack
(But pipping them at the post)





































Ack 10 acks
(With 10 points)





































Ack's ack ack Ackack
(He's a true Martian)






































Ack "Sludge"! {3,2,2,3}
(It's Sludge!) {3,2,2,3}

(Take a bow, make a speech - in English, and get us outta here and into another movie ... hey leggo me ... HEEEEEEEELP I'm being arrested ... call this a democracy ... I'm only expressing an opinion ... don't you Ack at me, you, you ... Martian! When I'm calling you-ooo-ooo-ooo)



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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 09/18/2009 :  00:26:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ack!
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