| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 05/14/2008 : 19:35:22
Randall oh Randall,
Oh, how can it be?
You are so far
In front of me?
thefoxboy was climbing
But can�t climb that fast
He�s still in 2nd
Or first of the last.
AussieCanuck took
Time off to learn
He should have stayed focused
�Cause now he�s been burned.
calmer? I think not
How can �calm� be right?
He has to be typing
Both day and night.
Noncentz? I�ve seen him
On Facebook, but sad
We don�t get submissions
At all from the lad.
Lemmycaution you now
�bout a man I have met
he writes good reviews
and the votes he does get.
Whippersnapper whips
Up reviews very snappy
Haikus as well.
And none of them crappy.
Tori. Her story is
She writes reviews
She has over 4 grand
That isn�t �a few.�
bife, I have just learned
his name rhymes with leaf.
I mispronounced it in this poem
and now he has a beef.
Josh_The_Cat I can�t catch
I won�t even try
He has nine lives and me
I would die.
Conan_The_Westy stays
Over 200 hundred away
�course if I were Randall
I�d write that in a day.
Then there sits me
Somewhere inbetween
The best I can say
Is I�m not ranked 13.
MguyX is X-tra smart
And unrelenting.
If I don�t keep reviewing,
My place he�ll be getting.
Rovark has made a mark
With review numbers growing
Any sign of a slow down
Is certainly not showing.
BaftaBabe is no child
No babe in the woods
She�s got what it takes
Yep, she�s got the goods.
Sludge there�s a name
That doesn�t disclose
All the reviews he has written
Keeping us on our toes.
Cheese_Ed, this guy
Is he Swiss, I can�t tell?
But one thing I know
He writes very well.
Yukon, Yukon.
I know you must say
But you can�t, you can�t
Don�t take my rank away.
Kolo tell me
Could you be persuaded
To stay where you are?
Your advancement abated?
MelissaS is another
who lurks in the list
writing reviews in 4 words
She gets the gist.
ChocolateLady while I love
Chocolate it�s true
I have to admit, I�m
Afraid of you.
And Please Kill Me Now
We don�t hear a peep
But in the rankings,
Up, up you do creep.
CankleFetish just doesn�t
Have one fetish, I believe.
Or he wouldn�t keep writing
Spying cankles, he�d leave
Benny81 is 24
He attributes this to
His faithful writing
And nothing better to do.
Downtown, I�m sure
He thinks every day
�Why stay Downtown?
Uptown is the way.�
MM0rkeleb likes spelling
strangely with digits.
I thought it was an O.
I feel like an igit.
TitanPa. Is he
A titan or Pa?
I�d guess from reviews
A titan I saw.
Beanmimo reviews
From you always flow
Will you stop before you catch me?
That�s what I�d like to know.
Then there�s elchico
At just under 2 grand.
If he keeps reviewing
Who knows where he�ll land.
And what about redPen?
Still there making marks.
When the reviews start flowing
It�s bound to cause sparks.
Batty, oh Batty
I wish that I knew
How many reviews
In your pending que?
Shoon, is it soon
Is the day almost on us?
When you climb the rankings
�Causing foxboy-style fuss?
Koli at 33.
Do you think he�s content?
Unlikely, after all of the time
He has spent.
The Prof could teach us
All I am certain
How to write reviews.
For us, it�s curtains.
Turrell writes
And writes at a pace
I can�t keep up
It�s such a disgrace.
Alan Smithee is that a person?
Or a place for a review
No one wants to claim?
�Cause he has quite a few.
Yelnats � That�s �Stanley�
Spelled backwards, and if he
Starts writing more four-words
In trouble, we�ll be.
Tequila Mockingbird is it
A movie or drink?
I must do reviews now,
No more time to think.
Gentleman Ghost
I see through you, dear.
Climbing the rankings is
Why you are here.
Catuli�s at 40
So far yet so near
If he writes very quickly
He�ll catch me, I fear.
Chazbo you know
How to get reviews through
Just keep writing
The way that you do.
Wildhartlivie
lives to review
And at over 1400
That isn�t just a few.
Ken. Where is Barbie?
He�s left her behind.
She was holding him back
On his fwfr climb.
Teddychan isn�t so cuddly
He�s scary.
If he keeps moving up
It�s going to get hairy.
El guapo , the handsome one
Continues to move
Writing reviews like he has
Something to prove.
Salopian, I feel sheepish
Ewe are always correct
On fourum and in reviews
Your English is perfect
StaLean isn�t lean on reviews
This I know
She writes and perfects them
Up the standings she�ll go.
Ro�kG01f, 1�m confused,
1 admit. Y U type like U do.
B4 2 much 1onger,
I�ll type like U 2.
Rri1. Do you know
Where he�s aiming?
With 1 in his name.
A Randall overtaking.
The Artist Formerly Known As W.S.
Thanks for messing up my rhythm
I�ll move on,
I guess, from him.
Stone Junction, Stone Junction
What�s your function?
Hooking up four words,
I�ve got a compunction.
GHcool as a breeze you fly
Up the charts
Fwfr and you,
Never to part.
Joe Blevins at 53
He writes and submits
Is his speed slowing down?
Nope, not one bit.
Ali, the mighty Ali
Hours he logs,
He�s very prolific
Thank goodness for blogs.
Al Swearengen your show
Was canceled, boo-hoo
But I guess that�s more time
For reviewing for you.
Markandlain is the name
But I never have learned
Is it one person, or two?
If it�s two, then I�m burned.
Paddy C, he must be
So busy writing
In four words, the gap
He is always tightening.
Falken he flies
Through film names and picks
Ones to review
I�m onto his tricks.
Chris C, is he related
To Paddy C, I ask.
We�ll see one day
When they take me to task.
Puzzgal finds the time
And pieces together
Reviews to keep her climbing
No matter the weather.
dlanod, another who�s backwards
It�s Donald, dear.
Backwards is fine
but for Merps, best be clear.
soda is not fizzlin� out
Nosiree.
He�s got lots of bubbles
And reviews yet to be.
Damalc is 63,
Will he write much more?
To double the pace from
When he was 64?
Blueduck is he blue?
Or a duck? I can�t say.
But he�s writing reviews
He�s not flying away.
Sean with an accent
Over the A.
I can�t do the accent.
I hope that�s okay.
Turducken�s delicious.
All mixed up in one.
Whatever the combination,
he gets the job done.
Pope George Ringo
What about Paul and John?
Whomever�s on his team,
What a ride they are on.
Little Old Lady from Dubuque
Another toughie for me.
Might be an old lady,
But a fighter, you�ll see.
Fresno keeps working,
Keeps typing, keeps writing
His climb towards the top
Has sure been exciting.
Corduroy Pillow�s
a great place to sleep.
But, I can�t rest for knowing
Up and up CP creeps.
Arocketman,
Well, there you see
Rising to the top.
He�ll eventually be.
dgbenner�s a winner
He thinks in four words
To think other ways
To him is absurd.
Demonic, I�ll have
to be careful on this one.
Don�t want to tempt hell.
That wouldn�t be fun.
Boydegg, oh boydegg
I dig what you write.
But please don�t keep climbing
To the top of the site.
Queenofcats I have met
She seems very nice.
But, to take my spot,
She wouldn�t think twice.
FloatingCoffin keeps floating
Right up in the rank.
I wish he�d stop floating,
And instead he sank.
Maintcoder not sure
What that means, I�ll confess.
But instead of more reviews
He needs to write less.
Mumbles, don�t speak up
Keep your reviews inside
Then the lead between me
And you will stay wide.
Weeble-head Boy
I love Weebles, too.
Your reviews are many,
And the words, just few.
SwissArmyKnife is so useful
To have on hand
But, against you climbing,
I must make a stand.
Badbart is here.
Is it the Simpson�s Bart?
To keep you from advancing,
I must do my part.
Dicky, hmmmm,
Let�s see what to say?
You�re writing too fast, dear,
Go enjoy the day.
Dante�s infernal writing
Has the Merps on a tear.
Now no time for my reviews,
I ask, �Is it fair?�
Skunk Puppet if only
his reviews would just stink
But they must be quite good,
That�s all I can think.
AIRBOLT has the cap locks on
But reviews he�s accruing.
If he catches me,
It will be my undoing.
Knockmesilly, okay
I�ll do that for you
If it will help keep your submissions
Each day to a few.
Silly, are you related
To the chap from before?
Did he teach you to write
Reviews in just four?
jinx, I don�t want
to get jinxed by you.
I plan to stay away,
Whatever I do.
Knoops is 89.
But he�s eyeing 88
Then 87, 86, 85,
You just wait.
Veloc on 90
90�s a great place to stay
Don�t write more reviews.
Take a rest, now, go play.
Cerealandrubberbands
I don�t know what you�re eating.
But it makes you advance,
And I wish, instead, retreating.
aahaa, muahaha
is laughing at me.
Because he knows with reviews
In my place he�ll soon be.
Face has face time
Looking for something to do?
I have a thought,
There�s a book site just for you.
Seigiryu at 94
Your journey�s just beginning.
I hope it will be long,
My spot, you�re not winning.
Duh improper Username
Has been lots of Duhs in the past.
But Duh truth is, in writing
He�s much, much too fast.
Stroll � take a stroll
Now there�s a good one,
Get out of the house,
No more fwfr to be done.
Mr Stupid, I think he�s smart.
Just lying in wait.
To capture our spots.
That is his fate.
Tortoise, well we all know
How that story goes
Am I the hare he�ll beat?
Must stay on my toes.
LPH isn�t wasting time
With words for his name.
Just initials are fine.
Now back to the game.
Lindsey K at 100.
You just made it in.
But, since the list keeps changing,
Someday, you may win.
EM :) |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 09:19:22
quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
ChocolateLady while I love
Chocolate it�s true
I have to admit, I�m
Afraid of you.
Really? You shouldn't be! You're not a cat!
(Great job there, Em!)
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| knockmesilly |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 04:32:51
loved it!
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| Beanmimo |
Posted - 05/23/2008 : 09:18:14
Em that is great!! a nice little ego trip you have given the top 100... and another reason for the rest of you to strive to knock some of us off.
You don't have to wait until next year to read more of her semantic tricks
Just pop onto that Movie Haiku page and get your fix. |
| Salopian |
Posted - 05/19/2008 : 01:36:02
It's a nickname along the lines of rosbif. |
| demonic |
Posted - 05/19/2008 : 01:19:41
Wow. Isn't that funny? I didn't realise that either... beef....
That's going to take some getting used to.  |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 05/19/2008 : 00:23:06
quote:
Originally posted by bife
Wow! And she says I have no life 
btw, bife rhymes with leaf, not life 
Fixed. Sorry for mispronouncing it in my head all these years. 
EM :) |
| bife |
Posted - 05/17/2008 : 15:24:56
Wow! And she says I have no life
btw, bife rhymes with leaf, not life |
| Canklefish |
Posted - 05/17/2008 : 03:09:12
Holy Berjeesus, what a compilation...
My name in lights, even!
I feel absolutely bonafide!(I think you made my day, week, month, etc...)
Very nice stuff, Monty!
I'm sorry, I didn't get you anything...
p.s. This must've taken weeks to put together... If you wrote this in less than 2 days, I'll bow down and officially call you 'Mama!'
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| TitanPa |
Posted - 05/17/2008 : 02:08:43
A well deserved Bravo! |
| demonic |
Posted - 05/17/2008 : 00:20:02
Got to be one of the best bonuses to getting into the Top 100! |
| Airbolt |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 22:50:41
THANK YOU...ER.Thank You |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 15:21:53
quote:
Originally posted by MM0rkeleb
I hate to be a critic but ...
that's a zero in my name, not a capital O.
Good thing I added an extra M on my name so I guess it still fits. 
SEriously, very clever, Monty. I love seeing these.
Fixed it. Sorry. EM :) |
| Yukon |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 03:46:06
WOW! That's one long poem. Good work! |
| MM0rkeleb |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 01:19:10
I hate to be a critic but ...
that's a zero in my name, not a capital O.
Good thing I added an extra M on my name so I guess it still fits.
SEriously, very clever, Monty. I love seeing these.
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| randall |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 22:08:52
Once again, Monty, your verse is best!!! VERY clever! |
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